Hey Y'all! Welcome to Wormjava - a kick in the pants for your plants.

Whether you're a Master gardener toiling joyfully in your bountiful plot, or a Master typist crunching away at the keys in cubicle land, Wormjava will give your green friends a boost.

Troubled tomato plants?
Crummy Christmas Cacti?
Poopy pothos?
Unlively ivy?
Gloomy gardens?
Overworked office plants?

AT WORMJAVA, WE LOVE POOP...

Wormjava is a simple cocktail for plants made from earthworm poop and water.
No chemicals. No phenylanlpseudopoodohs.
Ain't nothin' but worm poop & water, folks...and plants love it.

WHY WORMJAVA?

• Earthworm castings naturally enrich the soil with vital nutrients and beneficial microbes.
• Wormjava is a moisture retainer - great news for urban soils (or lazy gardeners)!
• Wormjava is organically created and contains no harmful chemicals.
• Wormjava is easy to apply - it can be sprayed onto plants or applied directly to the soil!
• Wormjava is brewed in small batches to ensure quality.
• Wormjava is a Woman-owned, ecologically conscious business seeking to be better...not bigger.

Wormjava offers 3 products that can be applied directly to the soil of indoor or outdoor plants OR sprayed directly onto the foliage and 1 product you can wear!

Wormjava concentrate* ($12): this is a 16 oz. bottle of concentrated liquid earthworm castings, which can make 1-4 gallons of Wormjava. Check it out at wormjava's store!

Wormjava bulk concentrate ($15): same as above, but less fancy and more of it--32 oz.! These bottles are unlabeled and come with directions for use. Check it out at wormjava's store!

Wormjava foliar spray ($8): this 32 oz. spray bottle is ready to apply to any indoor or outdoor plant. Great for seedlings! Check it out at wormjava's store!

T-shirts ($15, $20): These "I heart worm poop" T-shirts are made in the U.S.A. by No Sweat Apparel and printed by Artists for Humanity in South Boston. Sizes: S,M,L,XL. Shirt colors: White ($15) Black ($20). Check out wormjava's store!

Photo by Timothy Latz